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stunningpicture:

If you’re picky about cosplaying your body type, then you’ll love this guy!

stunningpicture:

If you’re picky about cosplaying your body type, then you’ll love this guy!

wholinlock:

Ever wondered what acting would be like??image

dragontopcane:

bestlols:

It’s the little things, isn’t it?

i’m here to note that in the three seconds she took to read the message, the other woman appears to have moved from silencing her child to seducing a mildly uncomfortable man on the other side of the aisle.

dragontopcane:

bestlols:

It’s the little things, isn’t it?

i’m here to note that in the three seconds she took to read the message, the other woman appears to have moved from silencing her child to seducing a mildly uncomfortable man on the other side of the aisle.

ledamemangociana:

believebeluga:

cetaceandreams:

Levitate

Wingardium leviorca

you diDN’T

wingardium leviorca

ledamemangociana:

believebeluga:

cetaceandreams:

Levitate

Wingardium leviorca

you diDN’T

wingardium leviorca

chewymurdock:

anti jokes.

chewymurdock:

anti jokes.


I thought you didn’t like my reading aloud…

I thought you didn’t like my reading aloud…

party-into-thesun:

sharkchunks:

basedgosh:

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

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whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

[x]

doctorwho:

joscribbles:

"I lived among otters once for a month. Well, I sulked - River and I, we had this big fight —" [x]

Thanks for joining us for #DW Otter Hour. We now return you to your regularly scheduled Doctor Who Tumblr.

doctorwho:

joscribbles:

"I lived among otters once for a month. Well, I sulked - River and I, we had this big fight —" [x]

Thanks for joining us for #DW Otter Hour. We now return you to your regularly scheduled Doctor Who Tumblr.

otteroflore:

It’s high time I lived up to my name

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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nevergonnawalkpastafez:

He’s so offended!